Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Wanted: Cabana Boy

Must be able to fix cars, computers, and anything in the house that breaks. 

Must not be afraid of yard work. 

Must love animals. 

Must know how to make the perfect gin & tonic. 

Must insist on being the breadwinner. 

Must not judge when I binge watch Netflix occasionally. 

Must love rubbing my shoulders, neck, and feet. 

Must put the trash and recycling out every Wednesday morning. 

Must buy me sparkly things. 

Must be willing to relocate any animal that doesn't belong in the house. 

Must look awesome in a baseball cap or cowboy hat. 

Must be able to pay someone to handle any of the above if he is unwilling or unable. 



(a girl can dream, right?) 






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