At 3:18am I'm watching a Law & Order rerun, momentarily interrupted by the Shake Weight for Men commercial. Definitely an appropriate beginning.
So here we are at the long awaited, much anticipated, Shut Up and Poo blog. The intent was to write a book in an effort to educate people (mostly women) on my version of bathroom etiquette. But the lazy part of me decided writing a book was too much work. And a blog allows me to ramble about anything I want without being 'that guy' on Facebook who posts my observations on life every 6 minutes. You're welcome.
It's now 4:21am, the ex-wife was framed for the murder her daughter committed, and I'm 99% sure the Shake Weight guy is off doing something inappropriate.
Until next time...
