I think most people would agree that Monday mornings are rough. So imagine my surprise and delight this morning when I got to my desk, settled in with a much needed cup of coffee, and was greeted with the distinct sound of nail clippers. That's right folks, the SVP of Liquidation was in his office clipping his nails at 7am.
Barf.
When did it become ok to do this in public?! Oh that's right - it never has!!!! And the worst part is that he had ALL WEEKEND and waited until first thing Monday morning. They say nail clipping is the gateway to hard core public manscaping. Next thing you know he'll be busting out a nose hair trimmer, or heating up wax in a little glass jar.
Seriously people, do that shit at home. And even then, close the door. The sound of nail clippers is nauseating.
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