Shut Up and Poo

At the gym yesterday a woman fell off a treadmill right in front of me. I was really proud of myself for not laughing because, DAMN, it was ...

Quick shout out to my fans in France! You've officially grabbed Shut Up and Poo's top spot for Number of Readers in a f...

It didn't take long for big news to rock the world in 2016.  On January 10th, David Bowie died.  Sadly, we lost many other legendary i...

Last week I had the pleasure of spending an entire day at the County Justice Center to fulfill my civic duty as a potential juror. I should ...

Hang up your motherfucking phone BEFORE you go into the motherfucking bathroom!

My sisters and I have begun an annual summer tradition we call 'Sister's Weekend'. They come to Colorado and we do something fun...

Are screwed.  Donald Drumpf, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders.   Come November, one of these 5 will be the new ...

'Moist' is definitely still my least favorite word. Ever.  As it turns out, 'lube' has quickly surpassed 'sleeve' ...

In the eyes of a child, Mothers are innocent, omniscient, and angelic(ish). When the child becomes an adult, those views change slightly as ...

I love September. The cool morning breezes feel lighter and carry a faint scent that unstoppable change is on the way.  It's also the ...