Shut Up and Poo

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Thank You for Pooping - A Dog Walker's Tail

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Wiggle butts. Fur babies. Doggos. Four-legged children. No matter what you call them, your pets are an essential part of the family. The...
Friday, August 3, 2018

Two Questions to Ask Yourself...

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BEFORE you get in the left lane! 1. Is my vehicle physically able to go the speed limit? 2. Am I willing to go as fast as the person behi...
Friday, July 20, 2018

Anniversary

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One year ago today, I took back my life.  When I left my corporate job I intended to take a few months off - to sleep, to travel, to read...
Sunday, March 18, 2018

Adventures in Paradise (Parte Uno)

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Since August 2017, I've spent a total of 2 months in the Dominican Republic. To say it's been an adventure is a gross understatement...
Thursday, October 12, 2017

Where Is YOUR Cheese?

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Remember when you were a kid, and your parents always said "if you pick a job doing something you love, you'll never work a day in ...
Tuesday, September 12, 2017

That Time I Shit Myself

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When I was 18 I dated a 24 year old guy named Dave. In my youth, I thought this was extremely sophisticated because he was obviously a very...
Thursday, August 17, 2017

Trump Should've Been a Blow Job

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That is all. 
Monday, August 14, 2017

Seller Beware

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As I declutter my life, I've become quite the pro at selling things online. I started out using Varage Sale and was mildly successful, b...
Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Haiku

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Most summer nights You'll find me flirting with laziness  Lounging on my chaise Sipping a tasty beverage Admiring the beauty of t...
Saturday, May 27, 2017

Hey Chatty Cathy, Clip your String

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Things I know, but shouldn't , about the cable guy that came to my house last week: His girlfriend's name is Mary. She's 49 ...
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