Shut Up and Poo

Must be able to fix cars, computers, and anything in the house that breaks.  Must not be afraid of yard work.  Must love animals.  Mus...

Every day, millions of people across the globe step in to an elevator. If I had to guess, I'd say less than half know what to do after s...

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. For those still looking for the perfect gift, this might just do the trick: http://www....

There are 196 Countries in the world (yes, I had to Google that).  And I've had people from 8 of those countries read my blog: Venezue...

A few years ago, my sister got Wii Zumba for Christmas. She promptly changed into the appropriate attire (even donning the headband that cam...

I had to break up with Tinder. I just couldn't handle the freaks anymore.  Then, while waiting for a set change at a concert in Se...

Turns out I have quite a following in Turkey.  Which is ironic because I'm a vegetarian.  (Yes, that was a total groaner. And yes...

My lawn mower has a second name, it's K-I-L-L-E-R........... You know that startlingly awful sound the garbage disposal makes when a...

Sharknado was beyond words. Sharknado 2 is beyond comprehension.  If you thought watching the first movie was rough, watching Sharknado 2...

This is an honest question:  When someone says to me "Happy Monday!" or "Happy Friday!" what are they expecting me to ...