Shut Up and Poo

I realize that air freshener is sometimes necessary. And in the past two decades there have been definite improvements in the air freshener ...

Looking at other people's oatmeal is gross.

In the mail today I received a handwritten letter from an airline (it rhymes with Schmu S Airlines) telling me I was eligible for 2 round tr...

Several years ago, I ventured into the world of online dating. I thought it would be interesting and maybe I'd actually meet someone. Un...

Three and a half weeks at the new job and I've been stall violated twice. There are 6 (yes, six!) stalls and both times I was the only o...

It's like nails on a chalkboard. And I seem to encounter more and more people saying "these ones" or "those ones". H...

Why is it that some people walk into Costco and instantly go stupid? Is grabbing a shopping cart and moving into the store that confusing? P...

1. Food 2. Beverage 3. Your cell phone It's amazing the things you can hear in the background when you're on the phone with some...

I'm not a mechanic. And I don't manufacture cars. But I'm relatively certain that most cars come equipped with a gas pedal. Do y...

I think most people would agree that Monday mornings are rough. So imagine my surprise and delight this morning when I got to my desk, settl...